Miami gym apparel & supplements · Est. 1985-ish
Lift Heavy.Dress Pastel.
Shop gym apparel with a 1985 Miami problem: washed tees, tanks, hoodies and gymwear. Supplements are coming soon. Legally we can't say any of it will make you immortal.
Miami, probably.
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Printed on demand · In stock now
The apparel drop
Clothes that say exactly what you're thinking at 6 a.m. on leg day. Made to order, so nothing's wasted except your rest days.
Our mascot · Quality inspector · Ongoing HR concern
Meet the Silverback
He wears a pastel suit to the gym, rolls his sleeves like he's about to confess something, and won't take off the aviators. Not even indoors. Not even at night.
Read his story →"Rest days are a rumor."
Supplements · Coming soon
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Real labels with full Supplement Facts, packaged in the USA. Out of stock for now while the gorilla reads every label. Twice.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
In loving memory
Rest Days 1985–2026
Gone but not forgotten. Survived by cardio, which will outlive us all. In lieu of flowers, the family requests a washed tee.
Shop the tees →Free shipping $75+
$6.95 flat on everything else, US only
Printed on demand
Made for you, not for a landfill
Packaged in the USA
Our supplements, when they land
Real labels
Unhinged? Yes. Mislabeled? Never